Harry Potter and the blah blah blah

First of all, I'd like to say: Christmas break started today! Arrrreeeba! (those "r"s must be rolled so they sound Spanish, by the way.)
Anyhoo...
Yesterday, my siblings and I got to musing on what possible titles J.K. Rowling may have lined up for the next (and last--*sniff*) Harry Potter book. We came up with some amusing ideas. At least, we found them amusing. You might not, owing to the fact that we get a rather deranged sense of humor when it's almost time to hit the hay.
Anyhoo, here are some:

• Harry Potter and the Cursed Toenail of Icklebog*
• Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge*
• Harry Potter Dies in the End!!
• Harry Potter Dies while Defeating Lord Voldemort and Ron Marries Hermione and has Twelve Kids and Sends Them Off to College and Eventually Falls into Credit Card Debt Until Harry Returns From the Grave since he was Actually Hiding in Scandinavia and Slaps Some Sense into him!!
• Harry Potter and the Blazing Iranian Bumblebee
• Harry Potter: Jurassic Classic
• Harry Potter: Culture Vulture
  
• Harry Potter: The Real Scoop (by Rita Skeeter, a.k.a. irate beetle--err, irate Skeeter--uum, Rita Irate--oh, whatever--for the Daily Prophet)
• Harry Potter meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Harry Potter

That is but a sampling of what we were coming up with (in fact, some of those I came up with myself more recently. And the two marked with an asterisk are based on real crock titles other people came up with).
G'night, all.